This is the best recipe you will ever learn.
Ingredients:
3 babies (dead or alive)
4 pints of horse blood
2 hand fulls of diarrhea poop
two dozen kittens
1 cup of sand
2 pints of Jew semen
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 500 degrees F. Heavily grease cookie sheets.
2. In a large bag, place the babies inside and tie it tightly. Slam the [...]

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